The Definition of a Good Woman

I had to share this pic I found in my archives of our trip to Mallorca, Spain. I couldn't stop laughing about the sign then.  (I'm still laughing) 

In case the image isn't big enough, it says:

WANTED

GOOD

WOMAN

Must Be Able To Clean,

Cook, Sew, Dig Worms

And Clean Fish

Must Have Boat

And Motor

PLEASE SEND PICTURE OF BOAT AND MOTOR

I definitely don't qualify as a good woman.